The Conservative Love Affair With Vladimir Putin

Someone needs to explain to me why conservatives and Fox News pundits are so in love with Vladimir Putin. Has their Obama Derangement Syndrome (ODS) reached such a fever pitch that they have lost their scruples? They want our leaders to talk and act more like Putin? Well, I guess I shouldn't be surprised, because I've talked about this many times before. That good ol' authoritarian mindset has got the best of them again. It doesn't matter if it's completely incompatible with the idealism that was the founding of the United States of America, because conservatives need somebody to talk tough, maybe even measure dicks if necessary, because we are America God damn it, and we will not have the shortest dick! Now where is that penis pump? Sorry, I mean, where is that erectile dysfunction vacuum constriction device?