October 29, 2012 by David K. Sutton
I am not a ‘Frankenstorm’. I’m a Fronkensteen.
Dr. Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frankenstein: Precisely.
Inga: [her eyes get wide] He vould have an enormous schwanzschtücker.
Dr. Frankenstein: [ponders this a moment] That goes without saying.
Igor: He’s going to be very popular.
But seriously folks, if you are in Hurricane Sandy’s path, be smart, stay safe.