October 9, 2012 by David K. Sutton

Jon Stewart: Sesame Street is “Trying to brainwash and indoctrinate Americans”

Oh sure, Sesame Street looks perfectly harmless, but boiling under the surface is a Marxist plot to indoctrinate American children. And now that Mitt Romney has taken out Big Bird, a new revolutionist has risen. His name is Che Grovera:

Che Grovera masquerades as the cuddly cute Grover on Sesame Street, but we all know he is secretly modeling his ideology on the stylings of Argentine Marxist revolutionary, Che Guevara. — Che “Grovera” is on a mission to brainwash your child, revealing gall by asking a little girl if she would share her food with someone who didn’t have any. We must put an end to this!

Stewart also chides Fox News talking (empty) heads. “So Fox News is upset that empty-headed puppets are trying to brainwash and indoctrinate Americans,” said Stewart. “Perhaps you could sue them. The charge could be copyright infringement.”

Nicely played.

By the way, am I the only one who wants a Che Grovera t-shirt?