Bombing ISIS And I’m All Out Of Tylenol

America is just not America without war. Am I right, or am I right? Can I get a rah-rah? So we are at war yet again, and this time we are bombing a group called ISIS (Islamic State of Iraq and Syria). And not only are we bombing them in Iraq, we’ve now opened up the war front in the Middle East by dropping bombs in Syria. And oh yeah, what was I thinking? We were already at war before this latest war. We are still at war in Afghanistan. If only we could find another way to expel our aggressive tendencies. May I suggest we follow the lead of Clark Griswold. — “I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?” — Nope, didn’t work. Now let’s go blow some people apart.

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